I can haz skype

[Boss]

[8:16:29 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Boss, could you do me a quick favour?
[8:16:34 PM] Boss: and sure
[8:16:38 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): find the CoC ship in the list
[8:16:38 PM] Davy (Leo): Favor*
[8:16:41 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Favour**
[8:16:46 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): CANADA, EH?
[8:16:52 PM] Boss: Damned canucks
[8:16:53 PM] Davy (Leo): ****in' kanuks.
[8:16:58 PM] Davy (Leo): Canuks, whatever.
[8:16:58 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Boss: I need you to send the ship 500k
[8:17:04 PM] Boss: Mmk
[8:17:05 PM] Boss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-OPlHnOgy8...feature=related
[8:17:06 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I need to grab an outcast bribe
[8:17:07 PM] Boss: This is Omaha
[8:17:07 PM] Davy (Leo): Not until you spell favor right.
[8:17:12 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): FAVOUR
[8:17:21 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): G'D'M'T
[8:17:24 PM] Davy (Leo): Don't give him any money, Boss. Not until he spells FAVOR right.
[8:17:29 PM] Boss: It's okay
[8:17:31 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): favour
[8:17:35 PM] Davy (Leo): favor
[8:17:35 PM] Boss: I only have 300k on this ship anyways
[8:17:41 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): send 300 then
[8:17:44 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): that should cover the bribe
[8:17:47 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): FAVOR
[8:17:52 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): happy?
[8:18:00 PM] Davy (Leo): If you say favoUr then I 'spect you to say the u as well.
[8:18:03 PM] Davy (Leo): Yes.
[8:18:15 PM] Davy (Leo): S
[8:18:17 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): "fay-vo-you-err"
[8:18:22 PM] Davy (Leo): lol
[8:18:36 PM] Davy (Leo): "Fay-vee-err"
[8:18:41 PM] Boss: FAYVUR
[8:18:50 PM] Davy (Leo): lawllerskatez
[8:18:57 PM] Boss: I'm from Oregon, punkass
[8:19:05 PM] Davy (Leo): I'm sorry.
[8:19:09 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Which is near canada
[8:19:12 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): eh.
[8:19:17 PM] Davy (Leo): **** Canada.
[8:19:23 PM] Davy (Leo): XD Sorry.
[8:19:25 PM] Boss: It does get tiresome having to dig out the boat to get to work
[8:19:34 PM] Davy (Leo): Mothers Against Canada.
[8:19:41 PM] Boss: "Mac"?
[8:19:52 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Sorry, couldn't read that, was too busy PATCHING UP MY ****ING IGLOO
[8:19:55 PM] Davy (Leo): rofl
[8:19:56 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): and CLUBBING SEALS
[8:20:05 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): EH.
[8:20:06 PM] Davy (Leo): Damn you Kaz, now I need a new bottle of water.
[8:20:15 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I win.
[8:20:18 PM] Boss: I Sprofl'd
[8:20:33 PM] Boss: Then I ate ice cream
[8:20:40 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ICHS.
[8:20:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): DOO EET.
[8:21:19 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Boss: MONEH
[8:21:35 PM] Boss: Spell favor right
[8:21:37 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): don't want to risk losing the bribe
[8:21:38 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): FAVOR
[8:21:42 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): NOW SEND IT
[8:21:47 PM] Boss: I don't have 500k

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.