Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

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... Incoming transmission ...
Source: Lieutenant Commander Jay Clark
Subject: Patrol Report

Sirs, I came on duty today at 15:00 SMT, and immediately upon going online received a message from a ship by the name of Terrance.Chamberlain with the report of multiple <strike>Nomad</strike> hostile contacts in the Cortez system. As there were no LN ships around, I responded to the call, picking up a friendly Bounty Hunter by the name of Esther.Carson. along the way. Once there I found Mr. Chamberlain to be an Order pilot, and along with a friendly Zoner gunboat, we all went on the hunt for the <strike>voices in our heads</strike> hostile contacts.
We searched the system for nearly 45 minutes, and finally found the hostiles near the California gate. <strike>Xa'Pak</strike> One of the <strike>trial morphs</strike> hostiles jumped through the gate, but I respected the Treaty of Curacao and did not follow. Ms. Carson did however, and succeeded in taking the little bugger out. While those two were in California, <strike>Keepers.Qaniss:</strike> the larger of the hostiles and the Order pilot opened fire on each other, while <strike>Ishum</strike> some unidentified little blue thing hovered nearby, but without any apparent hostile intent or even weapons. I let the Order pilot know that I would engage any of the hostiles if they were openly hostile to me, but no weapon fire came my way and Mr. Chamberlain destroyed the hostile contact on his own before long.

(Please excuse the HUD layout errors, the technicians on the Derby are currently looking into the problem)

After the larger ship was destroyed, we all got the feeling that the unarmed one was scared, and decided not to pursue as it ran off. I was able to facilitate a bit of goodwill between the Order pilot and Ms. Carson, as Mr. Chamberlain had some Hunter pilots in his hold that he offered to me so I could transfer them to her.

On our way back to Leeds, Ms. Carson remarked to me how generous Sir Nelson was in providing a fully armed Templar when she was looking to purchase the ship, and was suitably impressed with the Ultra Sunrails he included with it, so I thought I should pass this on.

This concludes my report for this incident.

... Transmission Ends ...

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