Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Jorn Blauvelt

PRIORITY: [color=orange]Medium
ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Jorn Blauvelt
SOURCE: Planet Hamburg
SUBJECT: Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment

Guten tag Inspektor Putzkammer.

I have not much to say about myself really, but there is this:

My name is Jorn Blauvelt, born in 791 A.S. and raised on planet Hamburg, by my parents, Gunther Blauvelt and Elsie Blauvelt.

I am 27 years old now, since I was 18 I have been living in one of the worst areas on the planet for crime rate.

I want to help rid us of this scum.

I have also been looking for a job for quite a while, something that would benefit a lot of people, not just myself.

When I saw you were recruiting... I could not really ignore it.

Fur Rheinland!

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Jorn Blauvelt:

Your application into the Polizei has been accepted. Since you have spent some time living in the worst area of crime on Planet Hamburg, and as you were old enough to understand what was happening around you, I hope you will make an excellent addition to our ranks.

Your ship is being prepared as we speak, infact I believe it to be almost done. You can come and claim it immediately mein freund.

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