Police Brutality!

[Zapp]

"HAMILTON!"

"Yessir?!"

"Take another letter."

"Yessir."

"Start: Dear stupid and blind citizen,

I see what you put up there. I quote...

Officer: Is that a broken tail light? I think that's a busted tail light.
You: Ships don't have tail lights.

Funny. They do. Running lights on the back and all that. I don't see no pictures there. Smashing a running light? That's kind of ridiculous. I see an officer doing his job and a person too ignorant to know his ship even has a tail light, so obviously it was uncared for. Stop your moaning or you can take your choice: deal with our lawyers, or a couple tazer-happy officers. With nightsticks.

Sincerely, the Big Man."

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