Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Omi]

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'Ello there, TAZ! I do hope you're well!

You will (presumably) find my attached application thingymajig. Hope you like it! Best of luck, me!

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1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?

A principle which is Eristic, also the principle of apparent disorder and is symbolised by the Golden Apple of Discordia!

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"?

The principle of apparent order, this time, symbolised by the pentagon on the other side of the Sacred Chao!

3) What is the geneolagy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?

'Tis a genuine form of "scrip", used in order to avoid the use of government-issued currency.
Also, you can presumably grow your own money. Fantastical.

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it represents.

Have a little look at Schr?dinger's Cat II, Old Earth publication. I'd quote something, but someone's clogged up the neural net and I can't find anything without paying 10 credits an hour to use a premium service line! Boo!

5) List five Discordian non-Prophets. (Not including myself, of course.)

Um...five Discordians who aren't Prophets? Well...let's say, four of those "scrubbies" that live on that station and one guy reading the Principia Discordia while orbiting the Omicron Delta suns backwards.

6) What is "Catma"?

Catma, 'tis a general term for all Discordian thingymajigs such as jokes, pictures, teachings and sayings. You could probably fit explanations in there too.

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Thanks for reading! Toodle-pip!

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