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[jammi]

[00:24:31] Jamie: I think I've just discovered my new favorite Bowex/Andrew Maloney convoy similey.
[00:25:14] Jamie:
Bowex)Bramall: My one primary issue with Port Jackson is those vermin Corsairs
Bowex)Bramall: Honestly, jump through from Dublin and they pounce on you like a crowd of lepers on a messiah.
[00:25:37] Alvin Katz (Commissar): hahahaha
[00:25:41] Alvin Katz (Commissar): :: chuckles ::
[00:25:42] Alvin Katz (Commissar): funny
[00:25:56] Jamie: There's some more Corsair insults as well.
[00:26:18] Jamie:
Bowex)Snetterton: Heh heh. I like it. A few crates of light arms wouldn't hurt either.
Bowex)Bramall: Quite so. Wild beasts are quite the problem out there.
Bowex)Bramall: The animals can be a nuisance as well.
Bowex)Keynes: Or the tree huggers protecting them, sometimes.
Bowex)Snetterton: Wild animals. Euphamism for Corsairs...I like that.
Bowex)Snetterton: Oh, reall animals. Well, six of one, half-dozen of the other.
[00:27:53] Jamie: Hey Alvin, those Bowex things you can see... That's one of our more lucid convoys.
[00:28:10] Jamie: Usually they run amok across the conciousness and take up a flavour all of their own.
[00:28:32] Alvin Katz (Commissar): lol
[00:28:34] Alvin Katz (Commissar): you bowex
[00:28:38] Alvin Katz (Commissar): always drunk or high
[00:28:39] Alvin Katz (Commissar)::P
[00:28:42] Jamie: Not at all.
[00:28:45] Jamie: We're British.
[00:28:48] Jamie: Ergo ecentric.
[00:29:01] Alvin Katz (Commissar): hah
[00:29:13] Alvin Katz (Commissar): Gin-sossed
[00:29:14] Jamie: Maloney, the ADO is a nutter.
[00:29:25] Jamie: And yes, quite probably gin-sossed.
[00:29:37] Jamie: As a matter of a fact, Maloney is secretly glad Glasgow fell.
[00:30:16] Jamie: Because shortly before the civilians were evacuated from the station, he was responsible for an incident that released a large number of rabid badgers into the ventilation system by mistake.
[00:30:32] Jamie: So now they have the capacity to resurface anywhere on the station, at any point.
[00:30:35] Jacob(Shagohad): ._.
[00:31:09] Jacob(Shagohad): Not as bad as when a crew-member of the Belisarius got into Ryder's personal weed stash, smoked himself stupid, then blew up the port engine.
[00:31:30] Jamie: I don't know about that. Rabid badgers...
[00:31:40] Alvin Katz (Commissar): HAHAHAHA
[00:31:42] Jamie: There's actually a gag order on the word badger now.
[00:31:46] Alvin Katz (Commissar): I HEARD of the Rabid Badgers
[00:31:49] Jamie: Any corporate employee who says it can be fined.
[00:31:51] Alvin Katz (Commissar): Samura goes off on them all the time
[00:32:10] Jamie: Well, now you have an explanation.
[00:32:27] Jamie: Just be glad your CEO isn't whoring himself to the Emperor to get dibs on captured stations.:P
[00:32:53] Alvin Katz (Commissar): no we don't want Bretonian stuff
[00:33:03] Alvin Katz (Commissar): it smells like rancid tea


Yes, a disturbing glimpse into the day-to-day running of Borderworld Exports.

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