Welcome to the Jungle

[Kazinsal]

You see, I spent a lot of time at West Point being bored.

Like, REALLY bored.

Like, so bored, detention was fun.

Yeah, seriously. I was always that bored.

Until I started pulling pranks. First thing I actually did that was a real prank was simple. There was this kid who always wore this fake Admiral's cap. He always hung it on a hook near the entrance of his classes before class started. So one day, out of boredom, I attached a bucket of water to his hat by a string. The sucker pulled his hat a la string right off the hook, spilling the aforementioned pail full of ice cold water onto his noggin.

Now THAT was funny.

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Retired, permanently.