To: Rheinland Military Command
From: Flieger Hans Putzkammer
Subject: First Patrol report
Mein herren,
Today was both an eventful, and yet oh so uneventful one.
Ich was eating some strudel with my ship docked with das Oder shipyard, when a sudden chill ran up mein spine. after i had taken mein latest bite of strudel the words of admiral Malte started ringing in mein head.
Quote:"Flieger Putzkammer!" the Admiral shouted.
"What were you thinking you lazy pile of strudel who calls himself a soldier?"
Naturally, ich was frightened nearly to death. So, dropping mien strudel and donning mein hear gear, ich jumped into mien fighter.
as ich was flying through das trade-lane and towards das border-station, ich looked back to say goodbye to New Berlin.
When i got there Altenburg Control reported that all was well... so ich was about to leave when, all of das sudden, a hessian appeared! ich hailed das hessian but i got no response, so ich moved in closer to see what was going on.
Das hessian was fighting some of our very own fighters, and rookies in Valkyries at that. Ich was sad, because ich knew they didn't stand much of a chance against one of those big bad hessian fighters. wile looking on, ich had a nice conversation about high yield explosives! wile ich was preoccupied with das explosives, suddenly "BOOM" the hessian exploded! i guess those guys in Valkyries know what they are doing!!! *swoon* ich wants to be like them after i'm done with training...
ich got to Omega-15 and flew around for a bit... nothing, very vast....and deserted... so, ich packed up and was heading back when ich ran into a nice bounty hunter. we had a good conversation about life in general, and he seemed a very nice person.
NAVY!
nein
not navy
*sigh*
after a long standoff with KillaX hiding inside das station he finally came out. there was much confusion and running around, it was determined that he was merely a civilian with a broken transponder. *sigh* why do the ALWAYS run?
after that mess ich was happy to say hello to New Berlin once more
