Comm ID: Jennifer Government
Transmit to: The universe
I...I'm horrified! Brakky, I thought you loved me! Or hated me. Which is okay, really. But...you told EVERYONE? I thought blinky-lights true meant something! How could you DO this to me? I did my hair all nice and everything and did all kinds of things you can't even imagine and now I find out our love was a lie?
I thought we got along nice, even if I did try to kill you. But I had a good reason! You were talking about nasty house cleaning and drive-by swipings with a Brakelatathingy or something stupid like that. *sigh* I'm sorry, Brakky, I shouldn't have read this, but I wanted to get to know you better! I love you, Brakky!
Or I did. I think. It's hard to know! You took my blinky-lights true and twisted them in circles and nasty knots and things and now I don't know what to think! I'm sad now, Brakky, and you made me sad! I think I'm going to light Bert on fire again!
