To: The Junker Congress

[schlurbi]

Right *coughs* I'm gonna make this sho't'n good. I fin'lly upgraded mah ol' Big Sexy Beast. Nuthin' Spec'l, jus' a lil' 'nergy Core Upgrade'n some more Turret Mounts on it. 's I looked at it, I saw one bad thing on it *coughs* The purple Lights're missin', the goddamn purple Lights...I a'most killed one of our stupid 'ngineers *coughs* 's he told me that we ran outta Lights on Terre Haute, do ya believe it? I checked it, no frakkin' Lights on Terre Haute.

So, what I wanna ask ya is *coughs* if ya would be a'right with me doin' a sho' t Trip to Pue'to Rico'n gettin' a few purple Lights from the Vieques Shipya'd. Only if ya dun' mind. Danny out.

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"