To: Rheinland Military Command
From: Flieger Hans Putzkammer
Subject: 2nd Patrol report
Mein Herren,
What a day! Ich hardly knows where to start! Well...
Ich was just flying around hamburg when ich got a call from a Reserve Cruiser, das RNC-Tyrol. Das captain of das Tyrol stated he had been patrolling around das planet of New Berlin when he spotted a hessian roaming around. i responded to the call and buy the time ich got there the hessian was already at bonn station. das hessian was with a pirate flying with a corsair's iff, Mr.Skywalker. once i showed up he started to flee.
Das hessian fled through das trade-lane and we lost sight of him. after searching das system we finally reacquired das hessian near New Berlin. ich moved in to investigate, however das hessian had vanished from scanners. ich decided to take das trade-lane to Frankfurt to look for das hessian. Ich traveled down das lane, and what did ich find? A hessian, but not any hessian, a Red Barron, who was robbing a poor miner, |Lions|Miner_7001.
Ich gave the hessian many chances to leave das miner alone and leave das system, but he arrogantly ignored me and the RNC-Tyrol completely. after demanding das miner pay him tribute and das miner refused, he opened fire on das miner and we had No Choice but to use force upon das evil hessian to repell his attack on das innocent volk.
das fighting slowly traveled to das planet of New Berlin and das miner escaped as we held das hessian at bay, but das hessian did not stop there. das hessian called for help and decreed that "the kanzler's dogs shall die."
ich had just patched him in to das comms channel when a hessian bomber showed up and das corsair again. das hessians attacked das corsair and ich decided to take advantage of the moment of confusion and press das attack. ich ordered both cruisers forword, and away from das battleship patrols wich had kept das hessians at bay for the time. we focused our fire on das hessian bomber as our forces were composed mainly of large capital ships.
after das fight had dragged on for nearly fifteen minuets, das Reserve Cruiser RNC-Tyrol had to depart das fight due to a mechanical failure in its primary systems and Edger.Wolf was quickly dispatched. as das cruiser departed an inspector showed up.
after patching him into das comms system ich told him to take command, as he was the ranking officer present. when i was finished with mein transmition, ich glanced up, and saw the most frightening sight of mein life..... das bomber was right in-front of mein fighter, so close ich could see into das cockpit, and a blinding blue light was heading towards me........ ich barely had time to punch out of mien fighter as it disintegrated around me.
