Jokers Thug: Jumpy

[Jumpy]

So today, I was in Dublin, counting my fingers.
I only came up as 8 this time. Werid.

Anyways, I suddenly got a destress call. A battleship was appearently attacking a felllow MR alli!

So then, I traveled my lazy butt all the way across the system, and help destroy the battleship (which was quite fun I must say.)


So then later today, I went into the leeds system. There were some strange folk there, robots or something.
One was called Alpha.18, who kept saying I needed an upgrade or something.
So he did the strangest thing: He came up to me and dropped some robot parts, without attacking me!
I was amazed. Flabagasted.

He then said something about drilling holes in my head. I said no to that, seeing how it would be a painfull experence.

He then said I might want some 'anestsya', whatever that is. He said I just needed to put them to the sides of ma' head, and they would work the rest.

So I thought I would try it, just for a minute, just to see what it does....
And it started drilling a hole in my head!
So I took it off.

The end, I'm not a robot, don't worry.

Oh, but I did keep those little do-hickys.... they make great door hangers!

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"Not I'm not insane... why would you ask that? I'v already been tested."
-Jumpy