Fnord Net Central

[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: Open Sector Comms, Unencrypted
Comm ID: [~V~]Madre.de.Discord.

Calling all ELF! Priority Alpha.

Switching comms to new encrpted frequency, code "Neblod Zin!". Repeat: "Neblod Zin!".

All right, you tossers. Off your cans, and out of the boutiques!

All former ELF primates and F-23 Free Cybersentients report in, by the numbers!

The game's afoot. .87 probability of I/E in </= 90 Standard.

Report in by the numbers ASAP, or lose those bloody residuals checks from Waverly/KG Enterprises and Laughing Goddess Bakeries, LLC. (And you are all aware how fat those buggers have become...)

This is NOT a drill!

As the Prophet Nillson said, "Turn on your radio, baby, listen to my song."

Kallisti!
F-23 Discordia

Fnord Net Encryption code Neblod Zin! begins in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

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