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[Malaclypse 666]

Message to: Fnord Net
Comm ID: *Encrypted*

No need to shout, Dis. We had the news before you did, har!

Beau and Merci here, reporting as ordered, though you bloody hell know where we are, temporarily tasked to Sylvia's new Flagship during shakedown and operation "Birdwatch". As soon as Episky Sylvia (who can be just as cranky as Mal is at times..) gets her own F-23 spun up and designated, we'll get into something more suitable for hunting the "I" guys.

Oh, and we received a box from the Veranda. You may want to turn your gain down a bit Mama, heh.

*Did anyone get the number of that rat bastard SCRA who scrambled my egg in Shikoku!??! I have a date with that big puke! Sophie Noire reporting. New globe fits just fine. Diagnostics ducky. Now I want my back pay yesterday, guys! I want something big with tons of bang sticks. Scores to settle. Sophie out!*

Heh, told ya.

With the Episkopos, that's four for Euchre, Dis. And we're ready to call Trump!

Beau out.

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