Smokin' with Logan

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[font=Palatino Linotype]March 9, 818 AS
Tenth entry.

[color=#FFFFFF]Dear diary,

Oh whoopie-frickin'-yay!

Guess what? Chrissy-babe had another tantrum today. Man, is this her period or somethin'?

Anyways, I was strollin' down to Riverside Station an' all. Was gettin' my game on with Evelyn, ouch that woman got some fierce attitude! Like that, alot. She tried playin' hard to get an' all, but when Logan steps in, there is no such thing as the word "No." It's either "Yes", or it's "No Logan, I want more."

Suddenly, this fella walks up to me, started talkin' 'bout interceptin' smugglers an' whatnot. I'm like, listen pal' I'm gettin' it on with this lady 'ere, cut me some slack. Would the frickin' moron listen?

Nope.

So guess what happens when ya' come in between Logan and his lady?

YA' GET FRICKIN' PIRATED AN' I WILL STAND AND WATCH, THAT'S WHAT!

Oh an' I also suggested to pirate the moron a lil' bit extra.

Hahahahaha!