(]c[) Recruitment

[Askal]

*hissing static*
*click*

Greetings gentlemen, my name is Philomenus Thadeo Gumby, that's P.T. Gumby. Breton by accident of birth, Zoner by choice. I am a trader currently working alongside a certain Mr. Zeraulo on a charter from Cambridge. I try to keep our 2 vessels afloat through trading while he spends it on his Survey and Reaserch charter from the College of Astrogation.

I am very much interested in joining yer august organization as a trader, something which my old Da didn't get around to doing while he was good and able (and seeing as me Ma was so opposed to the idea, couldn't bear competing with all the fine Zoner lasses me Da was bound to meet in his trade runs, I bet).

Anyway.

Me and my ship, the Lemon Curry? is at yer service. Will await yer consideration and hoping to receive an affirmative.

Be well in the Chao

Capt. P.T.Gumby out

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That wasn't so bad now was it, finally a transmission without any hitches.
*troubled whispers*
You managed to send that exact message to HOW many factions?!?!?
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And we're still transmitting?!?
Yer fired! Gerroff my shi*click*

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What is love of one's country; is it hate of one's uncountry? Then it's not a good thing.
~The Left Hand of Darkness by U.K. Le Guin