Baffin' Pentabarf

[Malaclypse 666]

Comm ID: E-Prime

Yes, people, it's once again time to point you to our pathetically simple "Laws of Baffin", aka the Pentabarf.

I don't know how much simpler and easier to follow we could make them, really.. How hard can it be?

Well, to business.

Based on reports from Warden Kyte and Reggie Waverly we're adding "Captain_Leela" to our Enemas list, for the following:

Violating restricted space (Temple Trespassing);
Ignoring hails numerous times;
Going to ground (F1);
Reappearing, and ignoring hails again.

Welcome to the Rubber Rose Roundup, Captain Leela. TAZ and our contractors, the Mandalorians, reserve the right to administer your Enema anywhere in Sirius (or bloody Gallia, for that matter..).

Warden, Doc and I will be reviewing the Enemas List in the near future. It appears that some of the older "chestnuts" have either hunkered down, changed transponders, or left the building entirely. Time for a little cleanup for easier reference.

Our System. Our Laws. Our Right.

Regards,
Malaclypse

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