"That's right Nick, hold that Duct tape there while I talk!"
Crashing noises could be heard and the signal goes fuzzy.
"Ni-*KSSSSSH* YOU-*KSSSSSSSH* HOLD IT LIKE THAT! YES! THAT WAY! Now don't drop it again!" could be heard as the man tries to calm down.
"Yo, I'm Jacob McNeil, I was born on Denver, Colorado, i joined the Xenos movement when i was twenty-four, I am requesting a transfer to the Xenos Alliance-" More crashing is heard.
"FOR PETE'S SAKE NICK STOP...NO NO DON'T DO THA-"
*Transmission Lost...*
Five minutes later
*Transmission Reacquired*
"Apologies, the Duct-tape couldn't hold up some electronics that's keeping the Comm-Array in place, I'v got a guy out there patching it up with more tape and spit, anyways I hope you approve of my transfer, I must be going now, Nick's running out of Duct Tape. Hope to fly with you soon."