Squints McClintock's Twooter

[Adam Peacecraft]

There seems to be a gross subversion of Parkinson' Law and far too much Peter Principle present in the LSF bureaucracy. All the formerly competent field agents...
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have been promoted to management, and there are rarely new subordinates to fill up the lower rungs of productivity. Workload increases, but staff does not.
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The sheer number of documented Naval warships destroyed by planets is inconceivable. It must be at least one patrol group a day! Is this...
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what Friedrich Theodor Vischer meant when he said, "die Tucke des Objekts" (the perversity of inanimate objects)?
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R&D Division's Department of Paranormal Research is continuing to study the reported sightings of spectral beings known only as A.D.M.I.N.s.
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People have interpreted them as all sorts of imaginative manifestations from leprechauns to Archons of an ancient and forgotten god. However, it is...
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...widely accepted that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, and so we believe these beings are aliens, perhaps...
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...from another dimension. We hope to capture one for study. By reverse-engineering their technology, we may finally be able to invent a better microwave oven!

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*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*