Squints McClintock's Twooter

[Adam Peacecraft]

Why do planets look so small from space?
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Sittin' at the entrance to Zone 21. Feet on dashboard. Gamer Universe magazine in hand. I think I like this post.
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The Office of Internal Affairs once performed a sincere investigation into accusations of a Liberty Navy conspiracy. We concluded that it could be...
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...chocked up to Hanlon's Razor and people being promoted to their level of incompetence. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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I just realized there's literally a bar on every base, station, and outpost in Sirius. Humanity's priorities never change.
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Perhaps the most expedient path to peace is through exploitation of mankind's universal love of beer.
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The knuckle-draggers at Juneau shipyard think that with a few modifications they can push the Upholder's powerplant output to just over 9000.
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I wish them luck; The Upholder's only good for propaganda posters. Speaking of aesthetics, the wingspan is so wide...
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...a blind man could hit it with a shotgun. It's been derisively nicknamed the Cupholder and Ruptured Duck among other things.

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*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*