Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#3366FF]Low
ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Ensign Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Southampton Shipyard, New London system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]Today wasn't very... Eventful, that's the right word. And by not very eventful, I mean I didn't get to shoot anything. *Laughs*

I moved from New London to Leeds, and patrolled the trade lanes. While stopping near the Dublin jump hole to monitor activity in the trade lane close by (also to see if the jump hole was phase-aligned for a possible jump) a ship jumped out of the trade lane. I managed to get a quick scan, and saw that it was a Kusari Dragon, with Kusari weapons mounted and a hold full of diamonds.

I asked that he stop and give me an explanation about his ship and equipment, but he refused to stop. My ship lacked a cruise disruptor, and I was five klicks behind him without catching up, so after a few minutes I called it and headed back to the trade lanes. The ship was heading back to the occupied side of the Leeds system.

After this, I returned to planet Leeds to find a Corsair ship moving from the Newcastle jump gate trade lane to the Edinburgh jump gate trade lane. I asked for an explanation of his presence, but he moved into the trade lane with myself following. He exited the trade lane mid-journey and began to cruise into the toxic cloud. I pursued, and soon he jumped into the New London system via a jump hole. Due to my ships lack of a cruise disruptor, I was unable to stop him on several possible occasions.

On the other side, he kept on cruising, with myself losing several possible chances to cruise disrupt his ship. Eventually, he arrived at Trafalgar and docked.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.