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Seth Karlo

06-21-2012, 11:22 PM,

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' Wrote:[color=#FFFFFF]Seth, offering dating/pick up advice to Disco is like trying to teach a monkey how to assemble an atomic bomb using a pair of pliers and a roll of duct tape.

Sounds like Macgyver.

My personal pick up line is the sipping a martini in a custom made suit while flashing Aston Martin keys.

Cost for Martini in expensive bar: 20 quid
Cost to rent a DB9 for 12 hours: 230 quid
Getting laid: Priceless.

Quote:Does that really work?

Really?

Yes. Got sorted from asking the hot girl on the seat behind me how far until the bus station. Irish guys and Australian guys work very well on British girls too.

Also, if you are cute, aim for Japanese or Korean girls. Great sex.

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Ape zoned. - by Username removed - 06-20-2012, 09:50 PM

Ape zoned. - by Madvillain - 06-20-2012, 09:54 PM

Ape zoned. - by Sly - 06-20-2012, 09:55 PM

Ape zoned. - by sindroms - 06-20-2012, 09:56 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-20-2012, 10:27 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-20-2012, 10:36 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-20-2012, 10:50 PM

Ape zoned. - by Supply and Demand - 06-21-2012, 01:41 PM

Ape zoned. - by Pancakes - 06-21-2012, 04:59 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 07:31 PM

Ape zoned. - by Nicolas - 06-21-2012, 09:33 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 10:22 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-21-2012, 10:29 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 10:29 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-21-2012, 10:32 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 10:37 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-21-2012, 10:39 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 10:43 PM

Ape zoned. - by r3vange - 06-21-2012, 11:05 PM

Ape zoned. - by Silver - 06-21-2012, 11:07 PM

Ape zoned. - by Death.RunningVerminator - 06-21-2012, 11:10 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-21-2012, 11:18 PM

Ape zoned. - by Silver - 06-21-2012, 11:19 PM

Ape zoned. - by Ghhyrd - 06-21-2012, 11:20 PM

Ape zoned. - by r3vange - 06-21-2012, 11:21 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 11:22 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-21-2012, 11:23 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 11:23 PM

Ape zoned. - by r3vange - 06-21-2012, 11:25 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-21-2012, 11:25 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 11:27 PM

Ape zoned. - by Silver - 06-21-2012, 11:28 PM

Ape zoned. - by r3vange - 06-21-2012, 11:30 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-21-2012, 11:35 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-21-2012, 11:42 PM

Ape zoned. - by r3vange - 06-21-2012, 11:44 PM

Ape zoned. - by Silver - 06-21-2012, 11:51 PM

Ape zoned. - by r3vange - 06-21-2012, 11:53 PM

Ape zoned. - by Silver - 06-21-2012, 11:53 PM

Ape zoned. - by r3vange - 06-21-2012, 11:54 PM

Ape zoned. - by Silver - 06-21-2012, 11:58 PM

Ape zoned. - by Veygaar - 06-22-2012, 12:24 AM

Ape zoned. - by Username removed - 06-22-2012, 10:04 AM

Ape zoned. - by Echo 7-7 - 06-22-2012, 11:35 AM

Ape zoned. - by r3vange - 06-22-2012, 03:13 PM

Ape zoned. - by Echo 7-7 - 06-22-2012, 03:35 PM

Ape zoned. - by Agmen of Eladesor - 06-22-2012, 07:00 PM

Ape zoned. - by Death.RunningVerminator - 06-22-2012, 10:41 PM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-22-2012, 11:20 PM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-23-2012, 12:07 AM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-23-2012, 12:18 AM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-23-2012, 12:27 AM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-23-2012, 12:32 AM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-23-2012, 12:36 AM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-23-2012, 12:37 AM

Ape zoned. - by Seth Karlo - 06-23-2012, 12:47 AM

Ape zoned. - by Cond0r - 06-23-2012, 12:49 AM

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