Ape zoned.

[Seth Karlo]

There are many, many ways to do this. I will outline a few of the more successful ones below. Good luck.

1. The pity screw.
This works very well if the girl you're trying to hook up with is beyond your league. Everyone wants to save someone, and this will be the desire you're manipulating, but it's a careful balance between making them want to 'save' you and you seeming like a whiney git. Start by LISTENING to what they're interested in. From here, you want to link it to your own past (bull- uhh, I'll replace another word with kettle- bullkettling is perfectly acceptable here, so long as you can pull it off.) The key here is to point out you're on a dry spell, compliment how they look, how much you wish you'd met them on another day etc etc. Alcohol works wonders at this point.
Note: if you suck at flirting, this one will not work.

2. The attractive ploy.
This takes some time. If you've become stuck in the friendzone, it's because you are, fundamentally, unattractive to them. So long as you have sufficient motivation (and I bet wanting to see said friend naked is sufficient motivation) you can act like the kinds of douche bags she is dating. You even have a rather useful insight in that she will probably TELL YOU what about them she doesn't like. Wait until she dumps her latest, go for a drink and act like her 'perfect guy'. Be blunt and confident and tell her you like her. This will work wonders for moving out of the 'friend zone'. Nine times out of ten the guy is too cowardly to actually move it himself. She will likely be desperate for company after losing her boyfriend and boom, you get laid.

3. The 'oh god, did that really happen?' party screw.
This is ethically a little hazy, but if you're 18 and the most action you've gotten is an internet porno, then I suppose life owes you one. Your call. This requires large amounts of alcohol and something that makes your desired target... ahem... horny. I've found Sex and the City to work quite well. For them that is. Once sufficiently... ahem... turned on, make a move and you'll find them surprisingly receptive. After waking up, blame alcohol if you're a coward or move onto a working relationship if you have a pair.

4. The 'I'm English don't you know?' move. Note: Only works in North America.
Speak to a North American girl in a thick English accent. Get laid.

Meh, that's it for now. Go and good luck!

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