Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Ensign Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Battleship Essex, Dublin system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]Today, after escorting a transport to the Bretonian border, I received a report of Corsair ships in Dublin from Lieutenant Lancelot. I moved from Cortez to Leeds, ready to move to Dublin, when a voice in my head stopped me. I had heard of them before, and as the voice was talking to a Police officer I detected its ships, fourteen kilometres from the nearest trade lane. I scanned the ship to find a confirmation to my beliefs. A Nomad, in Leeds, talking to a Bretonian Police Officer.

I called in support, and soon Commander John Alster arrived. But other attention was also drawn to the Nomad. Two mercenaries arrived to watch the spectacle. After conversation, and the arrival of Commander Samantha Reid on the channel, the Nomad tried to move away while we were distracted. I saw this, and managed to charge my cruise engines up and get within a kilometre of the ship as we were both cruising. All other ships were behind by ten kilometres, and I requested orders concerning the Nomad. I requested permission to disrupt its cruise engines, but Commander Reid ordered me to ignore it and return to planet Leeds, so I did.

Once there, I met up with her, Commander Alster and Lieutenant Lancelot and we moved to Dublin. A long patrol of the system showed that the Sails had fled. But we received a report from Commander Alster in New London, near the Dublin gate, that two Corsair ships were affecting traffic. We moved in and found the the Corsair transport and gunboat. The trransport was being attacked by a mercenary, and it soon jumped to Dublin. I followed, and Commander Reid (now in the HMS-Indefatigable) gave the order to attack.

A firefight insued, with the gunboat foolishly trying to target me. It had few chances to fire, as it was constantly being forced to turn by mines. Soon, the gunboat was destroyed, and the transport was attempting to flee. That was also soon destroyed.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.