And as no one seems to know who our Non-Prophets are, here's the short list:
Joshua Norton II, Emperor of the United States, and Protector of Mexico,
James Joyce, Quantum Novelist,
Malaclypse the Younger, Polyfather
Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, KFC, Polyfather
St. Gulik, Holy Cockroach,
Robert Anton Wilson, Post-quantum Novelist,
Peter Lambourn Wilson, aka Hakim Bey,
Any and all past, present, or future Illuminati Primi (Not encluding Prince Bernhard.. he's a dork.)
Ready? Begin! Nothing to lose but that prison you call a "reality".