Fnord Net Central

[Malaclypse 666]

Fnord Net to Bingo:

Ooh, Sylvia was supposed to get back to you. She seems.. MIA, or TDY, or perhaps PDQ. Goddess knows.

At any rate, to all:

The current tenuous situation dictates that we follow the lead of our Erisian brethren, the TAZ. That is, get thee hence to the nearest Zoner enclave, Bingo; and grovel for all you're worth.

Temporary Autonomous/ELF HQ will remain the Veranda; which is convenient, as the annual Canaria Dung Festival is right around the corner! I know how you all loved the event last year. I've been invited to judge the dung sculptures again, and I expect you all to be there to "Ooh!" and "Ahh!" over my choice of winner.

Also, as you might have noticed in the previous transmission, Sylvia and I have decided to share Episkopos duties. She will be E-Prime for the Yin/Eristic/Podge Division, (The YEP Gal); and I will Pisky for the Yang/Aneristic/Hodge Division (YAH guy).

At least until the next Agape Ludens, when Eris may decide to throw the fuzzy dice again.

Bingo, I'm transferring 1,000 Flax notes to your Net account now. That's it. I know how drunk you can get, lad. Right up there with the legendary Fin McCool of yore. And, if you need to pay any "fixers" to make our Zoner brethren happy, I suggest you get off your MacDuff, and find some work.

Yah?
YAH!
Mal

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