Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Bauer]

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SOURCE: Fort Bush, New York
TARGET: LPI Message Dump Channel
COMM ID: Captain Jack Bauer
SUBJECT: Patrol Report

Well, I took my Roc out for a spin today. I went to California, and headed to Mojave. Halfway along the lane, I found five pirates in combat with a Bounty Hunter Gunship. They were flying four Starblazers/trackers (tagged Blazer|<name>) and a Scimitar (Karl.Stromberg). I did my duty and opened up a bag of popcorn. The Hunter then dropped one of the Blazers.

Soon they noticed me and asked me for five credits. I declined as I could buy a decent donut for five credits. They then asked for me to jettison my pants! Hahaha, they thought I wear pants... I also declined. They then wanted me to sing the Rheinland national anthem, or say "I love Rheinland Beer" and "I hate donuts". As I am a proud Libertonian officer, I didn't do those. To try convince me further, they started shooting and dropping mines to lower my shields.

Their mines were conveniently taking out their own shields as well, so I dopped a mine and killed one of the Blazers. They all wanted to kill me now, so after a few more passes, I destroyed a second Blazer by colliding with it. The third one fell to another mine awhile later. At this point the Hunter had run off somewhere, and a siege cruiser offered to help, which I denied. Karl and I were left to duke it out. An Outcast Falcata soon turned up, offering Karl some help. He denied it. Soon we were having a conversation about someone called Ame-Ame while fighting.

After around 10 mins of us just circling, shooting and talking, the Outcast got annoyed and opened fire. He died a few seconds later to my Supernova. We continued circling, shooting and talking, until Karl realised he was later to a poker game and tried to kill me harder. Unfortunately my nanobots and batteries were too late to kick in, and he destroyed my vessel. My pod was then taken by a LPI patrol to Fort Bush, so I could get my eagle.

When I undocked from Fort Bush, I found a Rogue (Shoot.Em) who wanted to give himself up. We talked a bit and I escorted him to Sugarland. He is now in Sugarland and his Barghest is in the impound lot.

Captain Jack Bauer
LPI Captain
Liberty Police Incorporated

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[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.