Admin Notice: Player Jailed

[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]I woke up today thinking I had terrible hangover from the last night's B-day party. I thought it was 'cause of all the drugs and alcohol but it seems that one of the sluts I was with hit me in a head with my porcelain statuette of Chevy Chase. Too bad, [color=#33CC00]it was an 1000 years old antique.

The horror... of disappointment. Waking up in a jail cell instead of Asylum.

I've contacted my fleet of lawyers and they've just flown in on my Asylum bringing some sandwiches, my collection of videotapes with VCR along with hundreds of letters of support. Now they've just told me that even my bail was denied. Conspiracy! I'm gonna sue you all! Your whole Administration, whole Outcast nation, your neighbors, your pets and even your innocent grandmothers won't be spared against the lawyers' unforgiving might! I'll even sue Zelot for no good reason.

In a meantime, I'll just terrorize some prisoners to kill the time. I've heard some of them are Bounty Hunters. I shall enjoy gutting them out so much.

My fans will brake into this silly frenchie-named prison and rescue me in case you don't release me soon. You know... Celebrities don't stay in jails for too long. They make records there.

Come to think of it... That's a really good idea.

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