Admin Notice: Player Jailed

[The Joker]

Good afternoon. I'm the Joker's lawyer, mr. Chazz Michael Michaels.

First of all, I'd like to thank Athenian for giving me a chance to defend my respectable client, a model citizen of this here Sirius.

Mr. Jokey got no issues with you, Athenian, nor anyone else here. Not that you should care about it and that He cares whether you nor anyone else believe what I'm saying in his name.

So now we have to wait Dennis Jameson to come around? And what if he's on hollydays or something? You've read it, The Joker gotten the approval... back then. Would you stop using ship(s) on his place knowing that you was actually approved in not that distant past? You should have PMed his lawyers first. The Joker'd stop using Tridente(s) until things gets cleared. That is what I call YOUR wrong move, Mr. Athenian.

No matter if Dennis forgot to put the Joker on the list or he doesn't want to - the Joker doesn't deserve to be jailed.

One last question... How come others get warnings and Mr. J never got any, not a single one? Please answer me this as well.

J J the Clown is proud to admit when he is/was wrong but I don't think that you ever will in this case. And the simple fact is that all of this is nothing but a overreaction.

The Joker goes on The Strike of Hunger and The Strike of Not Telling Jokes until this thing gets cleared. And the fact that he can't relax on this afternoon by killing/robing of themselves/terrorizing citizens and law-enforcers all around Sirius, is his legal right he simply can't exercise at this moment.


The Terms

My client has agreed to withdraw charges if this charade gets settled in the next half an hour. For you to accomplish that, that is if you care for that to happen sooner rather than later, you can ask Mr. Zavala of 101st about these 2 tridentes that started this whole issue in the first place. If he simply says that the Joker has no right to keep his two ships, we'll scrap these ships and make ashtrays out of it, as my client said he would. After all, we payed for it. But keep in mind that Zavala never said "Don't use these two ships that are left" before, not even after the negotiations which took place few months ago near Barrier Gate station. On that occasion, the Joker gave back krakens and told him about 3 tridentes that gotten destroyed. On the other hand, Mr. Zavala had other demands which we will not reveal at this moment. You can and you probably will ask him to confirm of what I've told you just now.

BUT in the case this circus happens to last longer than half an hour starting from now, there is a high possibility that the Joker will blow up two sections of the Forum by his random and chaotic choosing. In confidence, he never gave his word he'll do that for sure but don't tell him I told you so.

Sincerely,

Chazz Michael Michaels

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