Joesph Williamson walks in to a dark, humid waiting room. He looks around curiously wondering if he is in the right place when he sees a door labeled "Recruitment". He walks in casually, full of confidence.
He sees an officer look up and sternly ask him. "Name?"
"Joseph Williams, Sir" he replys.
"And why would you be suited for the Coalition?" Said the officer.
"Because I am going to defend the Communist way and do what i can to teach others it is the right way." Said Williams.
The Officer stares at him for a second. "Hmm, where are you from?"
"Liberty originally, Sir. But ive seen how their capitalist ways are destroying them." Replies Williams.
The Officer stared at him for another minute and pointed him back towards the waiting room. "You will be called when we feel like it."
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