Operation: Bobby Snatch

[Dashiell]

Gentleman, the situation is grave. Tonight, at 22.00 GMT word reached me that the Core suffered major losses whilst on a mission in Minor. I have been told they were after a certain person of great importance within the Order. The Core failed to complete their mission. Why? Because they suck. That's why. So I have been asked to take on this job with you fine lads. We will succeed where the Core failed. We always do.

So, shut your cakeholes and listen up, the briefing starts now.







Our objective is to snatch the Isis' window washer. Intel suggests he goes by the name 'Bob'. Our spies tell us that he is often found outside the Isis, cleaning the windows. One of the Core lads, Malachite, managed to get Bob's working schedule by torturing Bib, Bob's sister after Malachite captured her. I heard they are now going out. But that is beside the point.

We now know that Bob will be outside the Isis washing its bridge windows on coming saturday from 19.00-20.00 GMT. This is the time to strike. We will infiltrate fast and hard and- 'Boom, stop that moronic laughing! it wasn't that suggestive you tosser!'

As I was saying, we will enter minor via Alaska, proceed to the Isis at high speed and snatch Bob before the Order knows what hit them. With some luck, the Isis guncrew can't even aim properly because the sooner we snatch Bob, the filthier the Isis' windows will still be.

Ok, here are the plans. 'Bang, stop doodling on my maps you bloody idiot!'



We insert via Alaska and head south east. Around D5, we will turn to East and attack the Isis head on. We catch the Order with their pants down and windows dirty.

Take a look at the situation:



As you lot can see, we will be very close to the Orderly lot's home planet. Time is of the essence: if we are too slow, Bob will enter the Isis and we fail our mission. Or the Order launches fighters and Gebs and missles and cheap marketing campaigns. Either way, we are boned then.

Our target is this guy. This is Bob on a snapshot the destroyer Ehrgeiz made before she was destroyed:



Ok. here is the final rundown:

Assemble at Norfolk in New York at 19.00 GMT on the 6th of march. Once we are all there, we head into Alaska, then Minor. There, we will attack the Isis, and abduct Bob the window washer. We then extract Bob via Alaska back into New York. There, one of the Guild's Prison liners will take him off our hands. This mission will not take longer than 30 minutes if we do it right.

so:

objective 1: enter Minor undetected
objective 2: attack the Isis and snatch Bob
objective 3: extract Bob to new York via Alaska.

Don't ask me what the hell old man Graves wants with this bloke, I dunno. But orders are orders. This is a simple snatch & grab. No need to much it up, even for you lot this should be a cakewalk eh?

That is all.

dismissed.

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