Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

[exlibrismortis]

> CommID: Lijah "Fething" Cuu
> Callsign: Canebrake
> Location: Ouray
> Encryption: High
> Subject: Strudel Licker's Raping

Hello,

So, we were out and about today and we managed to come into Texas as a Theinland Battleship was there. LN was hunting it but had no luck, as usual. So, I took of from the wing to go find said Battleship. After contacting the ship, I managed to lure it into believing that we Xenos were there to help kill the Navy boys. He was in for a bit of a surprise. We made him move towards Houston where there was a Liberty fleet waiting to attack. And this is the record of the event.

>>Strudel licker bing shot...<<

>>Strudel licker bing shot... Again<<

>>Strudel licker bing shot...Once More<<

>>Strudel licker bing shot... By a SNAC<<

>>Strudel licker bing shot...By Another SNAC<<

>>Strudel licker bing shot...And Dieing<<

>>Strudel licker bing shot...and taking a long time to die.<<

[LN]-LNS-Florida: Malrone: Oi, Xenos!
XA-Gapper: *teehee*
[LN]-LNS-Florida: Got a few scanners in the system.
[color=#33FFFF][LN]-LNS-Florida: That, and you're right in front of me.
XA-Gapper: Hiya, 'guv.
XA-.Cobra: Heeelloo.
XA-Harrier.: Oh! A Siege cruiser! Hurray.
[LN]-LNS-Florida: Seems we've got a Rheinland battleship lurking about somewhere.
XA-Aquila: Another siege cruiser to add to my kill stats
XA-Gapper: Krauts, eh?
XA-Harrier.: Tell you what.
XA-Harrier.: You give us the Xenos and the Junkers and we don't kill you and we work nicely against the Krauts.
XA-Harrier.: Deal?
[LN]-LNS-Florida: Your Xeno pal you can have.
XA-Gapper: Florida dropped the Xeno
XA-Harrier.: Good Boy.
XA-Gapper: Thank you kindly, Florida.
XA-Harrier.: Well, atleast now we can be all nice and what not. What's the callsign of the Kraut?
[LN]-LNS-Florida: Admiral_Wallenstein.
XA-Harrier.: I see.
XA-Aquila: Yo, Strudel Licker, I got a nice bottle of '74 Scotch if you'd like some.
XA-Aquila: Just tell me where you are and I'll share it with ya!
XA-Aquila: Come on Kraut.
XA-Aquila: And I'd like ti to be someone that can hold their liquor


Admiral_Wallenstein: hey
XA-Aquila: Hello there
Admiral_Wallenstein: what are you doing here in texas?
XA-Aquila: Wanting to kill some Navy!
Admiral_Wallenstein: i dont have a problemwith that
XA-Aquila: You here to do the same?
Admiral_Wallenstein: do you know location of the navy?
XA-Aquila: They are next to Houston
Admiral_Wallenstein: and you try to kill them with your brothers in arms?
XA-Aquila: We will try to.
XA-Aquila: Are you here to kill the navy?
XA-Aquila: We'd like some extra guns
Admiral_Wallenstein: yeah
Admiral_Wallenstein: but they are in group
XA-Aquila: What do ya mean
Admiral_Wallenstein: 3 LNS
XA-Aquila: Yeah, we got 4 bombers to take em out, but we'd like another set of guns to help us
Admiral_Wallenstein: i could assist you
XA-Aquila: Yes, that would help us alot
Admiral_Wallenstein: me too
XA-Aquila: Where do you want to meet?
Admiral_Wallenstein: where are you now?
XA-Aquila: I'm above the star
Admiral_Wallenstein: but please dont trick me or something
XA-Aquila: I'll see you above the star..
Admiral_Wallenstein: im sure you know that im from rheinland dont you?
XA-Aquila: Dude, the LNS might get reinforcements, hurry up so we can gank them.
XA-Aquila: I hate the LNS more now
Admiral_Wallenstein: where are the other xenos?
XA-Aquila: They are on their way
XA-Aquila: And there they all are


XA-Gapper: Hello.
Admiral_Wallenstein: hello
XA-Gapper: How's it going K-... Captain?
Admiral_Wallenstein: i came from rheinland to beat up some navy cowards
XA-Harrier.: *Chuckles* Good, good.
XA-Aquila: Ok Admiral, We have reports that they are at Houston
Admiral_Wallenstein: good
XA-Gapper: By that he means that we saw them hovering around there.
XA-Aquila: You ready to kick some Navy butt?!
Admiral_Wallenstein: yeah
XA-Harrier.: Excellent.
XA-Aquila: Well then, lets go get em
XA-Gapper: You'll have to keep tabs on the Mississippi. She can deal some damage.
XA-Aquila: All ships, point to houston
XA-Harrier.: Alright lads, lets kick some Liberty ass.
XA-Harrier.: Lead the way Admiral.
XA-Aquila: All ships, cruiser engines, ENGAGE!!
XA-Harrier.: Lets kick some ass!
XA-Aquila: Ok lets get them navy boys
XA-Gapper: Impulse at 20K


XA-Aquila: HEY NAVY COWARDS!!
XA-Aquila: Where are ya at?!
XA-Aquila: Come on you little navy pansies!!
XA-Gapper: Also watch the blast radius once he pops
XA-Harrier.: Here Navy, Navy.
XA-Aquila: Buddy, get sum navy boys!!
XA-Harrier.: Ready on your lead Admiral. Shall we charge Houston?
XA-Aquila: Admiral they are on the otherside of Houston
Admiral_Wallenstein: lets go
XA-Harrier.: Roger. Lets go.
XA-Aquila: Lets go!
XA-Harrier.: Lets get some!
XA-Aquila: You navy little punks, where are ya?
XA-Gapper: Duct tape, tingling.
XA-Harrier.: This is so exciting.
XA-Gapper: Where did they disappear to? *shifty eyes*
XA-Aquila: These navy are gonna eat it hard!
XA-Harrier.: Lets do this! YEEHAAAW!
XA-Aquila: YYYEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!
XA-Gapper: Yeehaw!
Billy.Drycreek: YEEE-HAW!
XA-Aquila: GET SUM!!!
XA-Gapper: I did Q_Q
XA-.Cobra: YEEHAW
XA-Gapper: And... This isn't working...
XA-Gapper: AHA!
LPI-SWAT-J.D.Masket[R]: YEEEEHHAWWWW
XA-.Cobra: I am sorry Kraut
XA-.Cobra: We lied
XA-Harrier.: Xenos, distance.

[LN]-LNS-Lady.Liberty: Rachel: All vessels, launch and commence weapons free, target the Rheinland ship!
XA-Aquila: Sorry about this you strudel licker.
XA-.Cobra: Its time for you to die.
XA-Harrier.: Prepare to terminate the Kraut.
XA-Aquila: Eat SNAC!!
XA-.Cobra: KILL IHM
XA-Gapper: Not too fond of our Krauts hereabouts.
XA-Harrier.: Light him up Xenos! Load the poison!
(LN)A1C.Ryan.Woods: Two engaging target.
LNS-Wolfcrest: **AI units in sync. Ready to engage**
LPI-SWAT-J.D.Masket[R]: EAT IT GREENBLOODED FORNER'
XA-Harrier.: For Freedom!
XA-Gapper: Ayayayayaya!
XA-Gapper: Getting cozy with the Kraut!
XA-Harrier.: Press the attack lads!
XA-Gapper: Looks like he's getting sorta dangerous near Houston
XA-Gapper: It would be a good move
XA-Gapper: RP-speaking
XA-Gapper: No reinforced disruptors
[LN]-LNS-Lady.Liberty: Rachel: Don't let that damn ship escape!
XA-Harrier.: Never!
XA-Harrier.: Press the attack!
XA-Gapper: It's pretty tight watching the swarms of disruptors
XA-Harrier.: Negative. We're going to kill that Kraut.
XA-Gapper: Give my Screamers something to chew on

Admiral_Wallenstein is attempting to engage cloaking device

[LN]-Galen.Anderson.: Fine work everyone. Thank you Xenos.
(LN)A1C.Ryan.Woods: Splash target.
LPI-SWAT-J.D.Masket[R]: YEEEEHAWW

Admiral_Wallenstein was killed by a hostile vessel.

XA-Harrier.: YEEHAAAAW!
XA-Gapper: Yatai!
Smeagle.: Yay!
XA-Harrier.: Jolly good show lads!
[LN]-LNS-Lady.Liberty: Rachel: YEEHAW! *laughs*
Smeagle.: Er.. Yeehaw!
XA-Gapper: Oi! You're a Libertonian, woman!
XA-Harrier.: God Bless Liberty.
XA-Gapper: God bless Liberty!
XA-Aquila: God Bless Liberty!
XA-.Cobra: GOOD BLESS LIBERTY!!!!
Billy.Drycreek: God bless Liverty!
XA-Gapper: Yes. Quite Lively this House
XA-Gapper: I've gotta call it quits soonish, fellows

So yeah, thus were my exploits and those of the other XA members.

That is all.

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