Intrepid Reporting from the Garden Path

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::After a few days of standard news casts and a familiar interruption occurs, this time with better quality audio::

Hello, again! This is Miyo taking back the truth no matter what. Unfortunately there isn't as much to report as I've been busy learning how to hijack this channel. Haha~ First off, two Keepers attacked New York this week. A voidrunner at first, but it was followed by a mindnode. I would have a more detailed report, my viewers, unfortunately an certain ex-Order member felt the need to chase me away from the scene! ::she coughs:: ...Anyway. In other news, much like myself with the truth, one man in Bretonia is taking back peace no matter what! While reporting on the Molly Republic in the Dublin system, I encountered a pilot named Alfred Pibb in a civilian bomber called BatterUp. Pibb spends his time patrolling troubled systems taking pirates he finds into custody even if it means breaking the law! If you're a civilian in troubled space and you run into the BatterUp, you can be sure you won't have to deal with any pirates. In Rheinland news, I was recently in the Stuttgart system where my scanners read there were four Rheinland Military ships yet I could find none of them. Has Rheinland found a way to visually mask ships? If so, how will Liberty counteract such a feat? The Liberty Rheinland conflict grows worse every day it seems.

Finally, I'd like to publicly apologize to the Artisan Farmers' Alliance for my conduct in Kyushu two days ago. I have no excuse but I hope that this won't lead to any ill will between the Garden Path and the AFA. Thanks for tuning in; on purpose or not! This is Miyo Shirane; taking back the truth no matter what!

::regularly scheduled programming resumes::

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Miyo - Exposing the truth no matter what!

Margery - I... have calculated the exact value of Pi.

Mel - Mel will take out the garbage, now~

Ayu - Everything happens on my patrol, doesn't it? :igh::

Amarantha - This won't hurt so much, mon ami.