Rheinland Federal Polizei recruitment (iRP) [Old!]

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Fritz Hermann

===Establishing Connection===
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Guten tag Rheinland Federal Polizei, I am Fritz and zis is my appliction form

ID: Fritz Hermann
Age: 22
Height: 1.92 meters
Weight: 88 kgs
SKYPE : WarringCats
Place of Origin : Planet Nuremberg

Background Information:

Born and raised in Planet Nuremberg, my parents, Martha and Frederick Hermann transports weapons around the border to the Rheinwehr so i was well aware of the dire relations between Rheinland & Liberty. Three years ago i enrolled in the Rheinland Law Academy because i wish to uphold the Laws of Rheinland without opting to use of physical force. Unfortunately the dream was shattered halfway when my parent's transport was blown to cosmic dust by a Liberty bomber during a surprise raid in Bering. I immediately dropped out and became mentally broken for quite awhile. That is until a friend approached me and suggested i join the RFP. I am now continuing the dream, but this time physical force is compulsory.

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===Terminating Connection===

Timezone : GMT +8.00
Played Discovery since November 2009

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Fritz Hermann:

Your application into the Polizei has been accepted. Your half-education in the laws of Rheinland shall help you, but you may regret leaving the course in an act of obvious mental instability to mourn your parents. That is what a robot what say, but considering the fact that I am human I understand your grieving, and offer my condolances.

You can have your choice of Phantom or Mjolnir when you arrive at Elbe.

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