The Joker

[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]Hi Thuggies. As you've probably noticed, [color=#33CC00]some of our thugs have... departed. Please, please, don't you worry a thing, we've got newcomers already. All I want from you is full dedication and I've told you about that before. Those who didn't listen are simply not with us any longer. You waste my time and you end up dead. That's how it goes with me.

So many good things happened to us in the past few months. We started visiting Highrheinlanders, became friends with Hessies, we've tightened the grip around Bretonia. I've opened up a Motel full of sluts on Arranmore and I've been in jail for two days, made my debut album there which is sold in 45 millions copies already. Our popularity has sky-rocketed! More and more people are joining us, supporting us. On the other hand, more and more people want to kill me. Now that's just great! It's so damn fun! Things are happening as you can see and as I've promised. And it's getting more and more interesting each and every day.

Since I implemented my new tactics, things are going just fine. And it's gonna get even better once you get use to it. But no one is invincible, bad things will continue to happen but don't let that get you down. Remember - it's not about winning. It's about having a good time. And it's about delivering a message.

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