Red Hessian Reporting Facility

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ID: Raymond Amsel "Schwarzvogel"

Mein Gott, the days just never get boring. I just undocked Damstadt and right away I meet some foolish corporate lackey...It is impossible to reason with them, I tried to take some money from him, for the glory of das Volkrevolution, and he just refused. Trying to run from me is a big mistake...



He payed that mistake with his life, and, we still managed to get the Gold he was carrying. A transport from ze Army came and he took it fur das good of das Revolution.



But ze day didn't end there, oh no. We got a distress call from ze LWB und herr Joker. They were under heavy fire in New Berlin. A full squad of Bounty Hunter gunships and fighters had them pinned...
We quickly rushed to their aid. The Hunters had no chance against supperior Hessian Army pilots. They quickly went down one by one, und one of ze hunters met the wrath of my antimatter..



Zis was a good day indeed, our Fatherland shall rise again.
Fur das Volkrevolution!!!

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[17:23:05] Mini Me: pls
[17:23:06] Mini Me: gtfo