Rhienland news reported that there was some hooligan assualt on Kanzlers property. 4 ships, most propably trying to paint grafiti on Rheinland BS... were spotted by courageous RM officers of the day. The conflict was unavoidable.
Loki and Robert (odin) were taken out in seconds by brave RM bs crew gunners. They served in very hard battle and are now to be honored with medals and applauds ! But, that's not all. A brave man Hans Schpunkel from the Rheinland battleship managed to aim a lethal Battlerazor at Volsung's hull. Yet before all the comrades died one experimental, monkey controlled RM Gunboat, was lost. No one knows the reason.. Rheinland media do not like to talk about it's failures.
Here Eric Heimdall was left alone to fight a shameful battle against the Gott-Kanzler<strike> friends</strike> Heroes. He picked his fellows into the cargo hold, and attempted to lure the cruisser into one on one. The plan succesed. But not for long. Out from desperation, being outnumbered by one Falcata, cruisser captain asked for batttleship to sent reinforcments. One wing of 4 wraith very heavy fighters interpected that socialistic hell spawn named Nidhogg. The fight was fiersome. Drunken from early octoberfest, gunners who served cruisser captain pointlessly played pinyata instead of aiming on that 'communist freak'. Captain had no other option but to order his loyal ship charwomen to take up cotrol of the ship. Yet these blind yelling harrpies could only turn ship back to the BS, were half year too early started octoberfest would be continued. While taking some damage from Papje-mache looking "falcata" class bomber, cruisser entered the shadow of already distinguished in the start of the skirmish RM battleship.
Soon, the gallantic BS gunners fended the red hooligan out of skies. Now cruisser crewmen could drink themselves blind without distrubing.
RM won the day. <strike>SIEG</strike> HEIL TO THE <strike>FUHRER</strike> KANZLER
