Nothing here, folks!

[Silurius]

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that things need cleaning once again.
Interestingly enough, I'm The Janitor, but I like to outsource to responsible individuals on the occasion when a mess is too big for me to handle. I can't do this all on my own, no, I know I'm no superman.

On this occasion, "responsible" means anyone with a gun and a generic Mercenary or Freelancer card, because the mess we need to clean up happens to be some mercs that are running around Liberty, trashing the capital fleets. It's amusing, but it's creating a really big mess for me to clean up. Each Dreadnought is a few thousand metric tons of scrap - and that's a lot of work for me! The easiest way to clean that sort of mess up is to make sure it doesn't happen in the first place. I need your help with this though, because it's still a damn big job.

Fortunately, I make more than you do. Quite a bit more.
I'm as rich as frak, so I can pay you a lot of money to do this sort of thing for me.

I'll make this short and simple, folks. Liberty needs cleaning, and there's nobody better to clean it than people who can clean it up nicely. Isn't that right?

[color=#3333FF]Clean Up On Aisle 1:
Clean anyone in Liberty with a Mercenary or Freelancer ID card, especially ones that have destroyed Liberty Navy capital ships in the past!

Who Gets the Mop:
ANY Freelancers or Mercenaries can apply for paychecks.

What's In It For Me?
Different messes gain different payments!
3,000,000 Credits for Fighters
5,000,000 Credits for Bombers
10,000,000 Credits for Gunships
10,000,000 Credits for Pirate Transports
+3,000,000 Credits if it's a Mercenary or Freelancer who's taken Callahan's bounties.
(You'll need to offer proof of this.)

(Note that I'm not paying you to take out every Freelancer transport.)

It's a Kodiak Moment!
You need at least three pictures to get your paycheck.
1. The Target's ID
2. You cleaning the Target up (with a timestamp, please!)
3. Your credentials

I'll keep paying until the mess is clean up.
It's as simple as that!
Let's get to work.

Mops and Bleach are sold on Barrier Gate or Liberty Guard Stations.




P.S. This bounty isn't active anymore!
I decided to take the money, hire Agiera, and retire in an alternate dimension.
Ciao, baby!

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I'm just a private citizen who decided it was time for a little community service.
I take out the trash so other people don't have to get their hands dirty.
Gee, that's nice of me.