Operation: Bobby Snatch

[Dashiell]

Right gents. currently I am so pissed off that I could fill 20 toilet bowls hands down.

Let me summarize my griefs, for the simpletons among you.

1: where the frag were you all? I had to drag Bang out from under an icrecream machine and Fwosh was making love to a vacuum cleaner in a closet on Norfolk.

I don't even wanna know what the rest of you were up to...

As it stands, we failed. I just recaived a message from Gabriel Nibelung of the Core. He is the captain of the destroyer Ehrgeiz that went down during the first try to snatch bob. His message reads: 'No, U!'

suffice to say, this displeases me. Now the blooy Core gits are making fun of me. There is a chance for redemption for you lot.

Malachite informed me that he knows when Bob will be back out there again. He, again, tortured Bib. Seems she in into that sort of stuff. Oh well. Bob will be out there tomorrow, 6th of march for all you numbskulls, around 14.00 GMT. I meant 7th. first one to laugh gets shot right between the eyes. so shut yer cakeholes.

We met heavy resistance as we came into range. The Order threw everything she had at us. Fwoosh got his sorry arse shot, of course. So Fwoosh, get a new Serpent and try not to explode withing 5 mintes, ok?

Same drill as before gents. Only this time, I want some more people to show up damnit!

All I had now was a moron and a vacuum cleaner humping fool. I want at least an arsewipe and idiot to fill the ranks.

Be there or face my wrath!

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