::regularly scheduled broadcasting is once again interrupted, with clear video this time::
Miyo waves from her pilot's seat, with a view out of the cockpit visible behind her. "Hello, Miyo Shirane taking back the truth just outside Ainu Depot in the Hokkaido system. A new religion has been born today in Kusari. The local legend Ame no Uzume, or Ame-chan, has founded the AmeCult."
Miyo steps aside for a moment and gestures to the massive ship, Ame-chan's Yacht, visible in front of Ainu Depot. "According to the Goddess herself the shrine to 'Amegod' is to be The Arch. The idea for both the shrine and the founding of a religion was proposed by a Golden Chrysanthemum sister calling herself Rika flying a ship named Amenouzume, clearly showing her dedication to the Amegod. Ame states that the general doctrine of the AmeCult is to be 'fun things', 'cakes', and 'shinythings'. The only confirmed miko for the AmeShrine is known as Fuzzything. For more information regarding this new phenomenon, contact the living goddess herself as she can usually be found aboard her yacht. Advisory for those who have never met or seen Ame no Uzume before: it is not recommended for your own safety that you do or say anything to suggest to Ame that she is anything less than the best captain in Kusari. That's all for now! Miy-"
::the comm rings once and a ship launches from Ainu Depot:: "Ms. Shirane..."
Miyo curses briefly before turning the camera off.
::regularly scheduled programming resumes::
Miyo - Exposing the truth no matter what!
Margery - I... have calculated the exact value of Pi.
Mel - Mel will take out the garbage, now~
Ayu - Everything happens on my patrol, doesn't it? :igh::
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