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[Wolfs Ghost]

[7:58:26 PM] Mr. Morgan: I mean, imagine how much time it would save if you could mount missiles and bombs on a 747. Shoot down aircraft and carpet bomb your favorite third-world country, all while transporting passengers in the greatest of comfort.
[7:59:22 PM] Nero: Plus they get a nice fireworks show.
[8:00:35 PM] Mr. Morgan: See? Everybody wins! Why hadn't the military thought of this?
[8:02:20 PM] Mr. Morgan: I suppose it would suck when you get to the airport, though.

"I'm sorry sir, you can't check in your bag. We're only allowing carry-ons for this flight, owing to the cruise missile stored in the plane's hold.
[8:03:04 PM] Jake (Thexare): "While we appreciate your enthusiastic support of our war effort, you may not bring your own grenades."
[8:05:54 PM] Captain Anderson: XDD
[8:07:01 PM] Nero: I vote Thex in for Dept. of Defense.
[8:07:10 PM] Mr. Morgan: It was my idea!
[8:07:22 PM] Nero: My Vote Stands.
[8:07:27 PM] Nero: XD
[8:07:31 PM] Mr. Morgan: Bull****. Democracy doesn't work.
[8:07:33 PM] Mr. Morgan::D
[8:07:43 PM] Nero: You can be President of the FAA
[8:08:36 PM] Jake (Thexare): maybe he'd keep the kids out of the damn air traffic control towers
[8:08:56 PM] Mr. Morgan: "While some have questioned Thacker's contraversial Cruise Missile policy on civilian aircraft, he was quoted as saying "**** you, I like explosions."
[8:09:18 PM] Captain Anderson: I'm quoting that.
[8:09:20 PM] Mr. Morgan: Who's bright idea was it to let a kid in the control tower, anyway?
[8:09:30 PM] Jake (Thexare): the dumbass that was supposed to be working there.
[8:09:32 PM] Captain Anderson: and done.
[8:09:38 PM] Nero: "He then went on to earn an approval rating of 99%"
[8:10:36 PM] Mr. Morgan: Did you ICHS that?
[8:11:24 PM] Mr. Morgan: No, you didn't..... where did you quote it, then?
[8:11:46 PM] Nero: He put it on his wall.
[8:11:51 PM] Captain Anderson: Yes.
[8:11:57 PM] Captain Anderson: In glittery blue ink.
[8:11:58 PM] Nero: So now you can be with him... Foreeevvvvveeerrrrr.
[8:12:00 PM] Captain Anderson: D:
[8:13:24 PM] Mr. Morgan: Fine, I'm ICHSing it, then.
[8:13:42 PM] Captain Anderson: Lmfao.
[8:14:11 PM] Nero: ICHSing... Yourself..?
[8:14:20 PM] Mr. Morgan: Fine, somebody else do it, then.
[8:14:22 PM] Captain Anderson: He's badass enough to do.
[8:14:39 PM] Nero: I'll do eet.
[8:14:40 PM] Mr. Morgan: Even censored, I"m not sure the "**** you" part will go over well.

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