Baffin' Pentabarf

[Malaclypse 666]

Comm ID: Malaclypse, Episkopos Prime, TAZ

I.. am.. Seething!!!

I have just spent the past hour aboard the Chapel Perilous, learning that the majority of our guests in Baffin haven't the foggiest clue about the TAZ, Eris, or Her Sacred Home of Baffin!

For what is to follow, you may thank the likes of:

Ridick,
Berserker,
Fantastic.Voyage,
Kurt_Howard,

and others who were too mute or too stupid to respond to courteous inquiries and greetings. Instead: "Wahhh.. yu iz mean Zoner.. why so hostile.. I can come here if I wanna.. "

It ends. TANSTAAFL!!! You wanna traipse through our Sacred Space? You'll show the respect due our Goddess and our Members.

Effective at 0000, The System of Baffin is once again Password-Protected.

The Procedure is simple.. if a TAZ, a Mandalore, or even a ZDF member for that matter greets you with the phrase "Hail Eris!", you will be expected, nay, required, to respond with the phrase "All Hail Discordia!"

And to that cabbage who said "I don't worship your Goddess".. this is not about Worship.. this is about Respect! For the TAZ, for our Faith, and for our Legal Rights as System Owners!

If you fail to respond with the correct pass-phrase "All Hail Discordia!", you will henceforth be subject to possible taxation, loss of cargo, Banishment from Baffin, or inclusion on our "Enemas List".

As you can tell, I am not bloody amused.

You want to continue traipsing through Baffin as if it were your personal Vogon Hyperspace Bypass? Fine! All you have to do is learn and spit out three simple words when greeted.

"All Hail Discordia!"

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