Baffin' Pentabarf

[Malaclypse 666]

To: All TAZ
To: William Bishop, Mandalore
To: Adm. Kaine, Commanding, Zoner Defense Forces
Cc: Matok, Commanding, Fifth Foo Fighters, ZDF
From: Malaclypse, Pueblo Bonito

Gentlefolk,

I have received encouraging reports from our TAZ members concerning our efforts to educate visitors to Baffin in using our new "Protocol" and passphrase.

I would like to thank:
[TAZ]Zen_Clipper
[TAZ]Dragonfly
[TAZ]Anargyrous
[TAZ[Templar.Beth
[TAZ[Templar.Gimmel

for taking the first watch. And special thanks to "Pizza.Express" for the munchies.

If either MM or ZDF have reports to make regarding folk who simply refuse to utilize the new protocols, I request that they report said cabbages here, with "evidence", so that their "penance" can be determined. Same for my Popes.

Be vigilant, be courteous but firm in requiring the "handshake", and let us hope that our new crop of cabbages will realize whose Chao might eat em.

(Oh, and to the Captains of the "Fantastic.Voyage" and the "Kurt.Howard". I find you guilty of mopery with intent to gawk. Your access tp Baffin is hereby revoked until you contact me personally. Word.)

Regards,
Mal

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