Baffin' Pentabarf

[Malaclypse 666]

To: The Captain of the "FantasticVoyage"
From: Malaclypse, E-Prime, Pueblo Bonito

Sir,

I owe you an apology. When you failed your Pineal Examination today, and subsequently paid with your destruction, I was under the impression I had already added you to our select list of "Rubber Rose Recipients". i will rectify this error immediately. Mea Culpa.

That said, sir, I must add that you are the most recalcitrant, whiney, Pinealy-challenged box of rocks I have had the dubious pleasure to meet in quite some time. in fact, I'm even entertaining the possibility, though physiologically remote, that you were born without that little nut in your forebrain. I would suggest a complete medical examination at your earliest convenience.

Not so warmly,
Mal

Vessel "FantasticVoyage".. some sort of long train-thing.. for
Complete and utter Cabbageness.
Enema'd.
Don't call us. We'll call you.

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