I can haz skype

[Boss]

[9:34:11 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Hello good sir, I would like to enquire upon your clearance sale!
[9:34:15 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Sean(Bobthemanofsteel) adjusts monocle.
[9:35:29 PM] Squee!: Do tell, my conniving friend
[9:36:18 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): What ships would you have for purchase, Mr. Halshankinwobble?
[9:36:56 PM] Squee!: Renegate - Outcast Pirate Transport
KMV-Jagst - Kruger Mining Ship
KMT-Vechte - Kruger Behemoth
Jennifer.Government - Pirate Touketsu
MM~Jacek.Espen - Mercenary Sabre
MM~Jacek.Espen. - Mercenary Roc
MM~Jacek.Espen: - Mercenary Challenger
LR-Dun.Try.This.At.Home - Rogue Greyhound
LR-Push.Button - Rogue Barghest
LR-Homicidal.Librarian - Rogue Werewolf
LR-I.Dub.Thee...Oops - Rogue Bloodhound
Omaha - Hacker Guard Gunship
Widersacher - RM Bergelmir
Nat.Cole - LN Guardian
-[CoC]-Schneider - Mercenary Wasupu
-[CoC]-Schneider. - Mercenary Roc
Juan.de.Faul - Corsair Titan
Cedro.Gonzalez - Corsair Correro
[9:38:16 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): How intriguing!
[9:38:31 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Quite a wonderful selection of items you have there!
[9:39:13 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): And after perusal of the catalogue, I am tempted to ask how much the LH Gunship would sell for?
[9:39:24 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Or, how much you would let it go for.
[9:40:06 PM] Squee!: Well, my good fellow, first allow us to explore the features of this unique offering
[9:40:22 PM] Squee!: Our first stop must of course be the armor!
[9:40:31 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Well indeed!
[9:40:55 PM] Squee!: It is loaded with a Universal Mark Eight, though small, packs in an additional two-and-a-half times the base armor of the vessel itself
[9:41:13 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): I say!
[9:41:22 PM] Squee!: The vessel itself is registered to the Lane Hacker Guard, its IFF and papers reciprocate that
[9:41:41 PM] Squee!: The armament of this fine craft are henceforth detailed
[9:41:52 PM] Squee!: Not one, not two, but THREE Gunboat Battle Razors
[9:41:57 PM] Squee!: A pulse cannon!
[9:42:03 PM] Squee!: Two Lane Hacker Gunboat turrets
[9:42:14 PM] Squee!: A Train Cruise Disruptor, for stopping those people you just can't let go
[9:42:32 PM] Squee!: and the omnipresent Enhanced CM Dropper, for those times when you just have to get away from it all
[9:42:45 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Great scott!
[9:43:05 PM | Edited 9:43:11 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): It is like a Battlecruiser for leprechauns, good sir!
[9:43:20 PM] Squee!: You may be thinking "Good heavens! Such a fine craft! However shall I finance this figment of my fancy!"
[9:43:31 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Indeed I am!
[9:43:39 PM] Squee!: Fear not, my fine friend, for this fear shall be forthwith soothed
[9:44:33 PM] Squee!: Though it pains me to part with a ship that is as much my child as the rugmuncher behind you, I should be willing to let it find a new home for perhaps a paltry forty million Sirius credits
[9:45:37 PM | Edited 9:46:27 PM] Squee!: Not only that, but the ship is currently stationed on the fabled Fort Leniex with a full complement of missiles, CMs, and regenerative components!
[9:46:14 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Well, I shall have to consult my financial advissor as to whether such a payment is viable in my current financial situation, but it does sound like a fine purchase!
[9:46:37 PM] Squee!: You know my number, good sir
[9:47:05 PM] Squee!: A fine day to you, and I pray your financial advisor good tidings to you!
[9:47:30 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Well, my finacial advidor happens to be me, and I have informed myself that this amount is payable immediately, to an account of your choosing!
[9:47:44 PM] Squee!: Well sir, this is indeed cheering news!
[9:48:19 PM] Squee!: Regrettably--and I do hope it does not reflect poorly on me, aside from my lack of planning skills--I find myself incapable of setting the new owner transfer codes at this time
[9:49:06 PM] Squee!: I should be pleased to note a time to do so, however, at my earliest ability on the morrow
[9:49:47 PM] Squee!: Were you to be as trusting as to deposit the monies at this time, the target account would be 'Renegate'
[9:50:08 PM] Squee!: If, however, you prefer to wait until such a time as the codes are prepared, I fully understand and sympathize
[9:50:23 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Well of course, I will do so at my next spare moment, as a show of good faith!
[9:50:44 PM] Squee!: I am honored, sir, by this trust in my own self you hold
[9:50:47 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): And if, you were to be a rapscallion and away with my money, I shall enjoy hunting you down atop my stallion!
[9:51:12 PM] Squee!: Aha! My good sir, you must know it, but verily you chance to be a poet!
[9:51:50 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Indeed, good sir! Though it seems you too, as it were!
[9:52:31 PM] Squee!: *laughs* Come, my friend, let us adjourn to the fire-side and enjoy a good pipe
[9:53:16 PM | Edited 9:53:23 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): This sounds most agreeable, perhaps I shall poor some sherry, as well? Or would you prefer something with a little more, 'Tally-ho!'?
[9:54:00 PM] Squee!: To begin, a glass of sherry shan't be amiss, though I daresay some bourbon would make this night complete
[9:55:53 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Very good! I shall treat you with a glass from my very own collection, which has somehow made into into your most wonderful abode. I daresay it was the work of those Impish youths I have seen scarrying about your estate!
[9:56:29 PM] Squee!: I must ask you to excuse their brash actions, they only act as their own dear Papa does!
[9:56:45 PM] Squee!: *chuckles* Oh, the things I did in my youth...
[9:57:09 PM] Squee!: ICHS?
[9:57:16 PM] Sean(Bobthemanofsteel): Ohyes XD

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Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.