Forgive me, spokesperson for Cryer human resources.
My previous application had been, you would be please to know, a simple 'survey'. Allow me to explain, I deliberately designed an unbelievable application to 'test' how Cyer's recruiting department reacts. I am in fact an independant human psychologist and biologist from Cambridge. I wanted to gather information on how well Cryer responds to an unconventional application.
So, to make sure we understand each other, here is my real information:
Name: Timothy Cabulb
Address: Planet Leeds
Nationality: Bretonian
Qualifications (Educational): Imperial University of Leeds, Greater degree in Human Psychology, Lesser degree in Human Biology