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03-24-2010, 10:55 PM, (This post was last modified: 03-24-2010, 10:57 PM by Malaclypse 666.)

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Sophie flew into the Cafe at just under light-speed, relatively speaking. If a Fnordette had had ears, and if smoke could spew out of them, you'd have a good indication of Sophie's present "binary state"...

*Buncha damn drunk high-brow primates up there at Reggie's. I love em dearly, but they're all freeloaders! Oh yeah, they'll come down to ol' Port Canaria for free drinks and munchies, but they won't come to MY place to spend a stinkin' ounce of Flax!*

A slight whiff of ozone could actually be smelled in the air, as Sophie's processers kicked into overdrive.

*Norman! Get your lazy butt out from behind that bar, bozo. They're ain't gonna be a bar come tomorrow. I run a Bakery, not a booze hall! I make pies, not drunks!

*By tomorrow, I want that bar and booze outta here. The sign outside says "Sophie's Cafe", got it? I wanna see tables out on the sidewalk! I wanna see a menu with sandwiches and salads and stuff that doesn't make primates stupid! If you're not up to the job, you can hand in your apron!*

While Norman was a relatively fast primate, he only reached one tenth of light speed as he raced to do his boss's bidding, and keep his job.

//Open to all. Free Shaking Mountain Dark Roast coffee with every order. The Mgt.

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~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 03-19-2007, 11:36 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by sushi - 03-22-2007, 06:38 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 03-22-2007, 08:35 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 03-23-2007, 02:19 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Ant - 03-23-2007, 02:51 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Scutter - 03-28-2007, 03:17 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Ant - 07-23-2007, 04:31 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 07-24-2007, 05:48 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Boomer - 07-25-2007, 08:15 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 07-25-2007, 07:28 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Scutter - 07-25-2007, 11:39 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Ant - 07-28-2007, 02:23 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 10-09-2007, 12:05 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by LancerZero - 12-21-2007, 11:39 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 12-23-2007, 05:57 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Chucc - 01-20-2008, 08:59 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 08-16-2008, 07:04 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Fowler - 11-09-2008, 10:55 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 11-09-2008, 11:56 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 11-11-2008, 07:57 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Fowler - 11-16-2008, 03:52 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 11-16-2008, 04:13 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 11-23-2008, 05:56 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 06-10-2009, 09:33 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 06-19-2009, 09:12 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 06-26-2009, 05:01 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 07-09-2009, 08:37 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 07-17-2009, 07:47 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 07-18-2009, 01:28 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Midori - 07-24-2009, 09:42 AM

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~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 09-17-2009, 06:05 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 11-25-2009, 10:40 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 03-24-2010, 10:55 PM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Malaclypse 666 - 04-30-2010, 02:40 AM

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~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by LancerZero - 05-08-2010, 06:14 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Doc Holliday - 05-08-2010, 07:16 AM

~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by exlibrismortis - 06-10-2010, 07:43 AM

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~Sophie's Canaria Cafe~ - by Glis - 12-01-2010, 01:01 AM

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