To all groups around Sirius but Gallic ones.

[Price_]

***Incoming Transmission***
***Location Trenton Outpost***
***Neural-Net ID Richard Price***
***Encrypted to Mr. Skrito only***

Good day Mr. Skripto. My name is Richard Price, Vice-President of Universal Shipping Inc.

I believe we may be interested in giving you something to publish, before we assign someone to creating a draft and spending man hours, we would like to know the cost of a section in your publication.
I would assume, the price would be reasonable, and that if, on the off chance that it is not something we feel to be reasonable, that we could exchange a few shipments of whatever it is the Temporary Autonomous Zoners are in need of to keep your religious sights in Baffin operational.

We would also be interested in hearing what(if any) restrictions you have on the content of articles posted,
as some of what we may wish to publish may or may not be totally and completely honest.
Your message mentions Lies and Propaganda in your advisement, but to what point I wonder will you refuse publication of an article?

If you could answer some of these questions for us, as I said, we may just have an article for you to publish.

Signed,
Richard Price
Vice-President
Universal Shipping Inc.

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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.