Well, since this seems to be a "post a picture of yourself, or you are cubic day" I shall post two and become a Tesseract. The first is me, taking a mugshot of myself. The second is me, in CAP uniform, taking a mugshot of myself in between classes. (Was a training officer at that particular event. Which is why I look tired and all.)
Bask in my homeliness.
And run away in fear screaming.