Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#3366FF]Low
ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Lieutenant Commander Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Planet New London, New London system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]A short report for this evening.

I received a distress call from a miner in Dublin and I rushed to investigate. I found it being pirated by a Molly Eagle, and upon my detection by the Eagle it opened fire on the transport. I was forced to rush in to assist, but the transport could not be saved.

I decided to try a weapon I had little experience with: the Nova Torpedo. I tried to time it so I would have a shield that would absorb the blast and he wouldn't. I failed. Neither of us had a shield, and the Nova Torpedo shockwave destroyed both of our ships.

That is all for today.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.